Home Is Where the Ass Eats

[Intro]
Mission control, this is Peggy Fishington from intergalactic communication
Do you have eyes on Dalla Dalla's spaceship?
Affirmative, Paddy, this is mission control
The spaceship is currently landing
I recommend you prep your anus and relocate to the launch pad to wait Dalla Dalla immediately
Copy that, mission control
My anus is currently prepped and ready for contact
Over and out
Farewell, Dalla Dalla
It's been a mighty quest searching the galaxy for ass
But we must part ways
See you again in the future
And I hope to see you again too, my brand new alien friends
Now, where was I?
Oh yeah

[Verse]
I'm just a baby boy in this big old world
Who finally found myself a big booty girl
With ass so wide as far as the eyе can see
So I got dropped off by my alien friends
And thеy flew away to their alien lands
I took off Peggy's pants after my friends took off
And I ate Peggy's ass 'til she said, "Please stop"
And she said, "That was gross," and I said, "I agree"
But I accomplished my goals and I accomplished my dreams
Even though it tasted like poop, yeah, it tasted like shit
But I probably should've expected it to taste like that
Like what did I expect a butthole to taste like in the first place?
I don't really know why I thought it would taste so good
I guess I just put that ass on a pedestal
And now I feel like I'm gonna throw up
Thanks a lot, Peggy and your nasty, poopy asshole
Wait, maybe it was just Peggy's asshole in particular
Maybe that I could try tasting a different ass?

[Outro]
Nope, that was even more disgusting than Peggy's ass
And it smelled even worse, and now I feel like I'm gonna throw up twice
I probably should just go home and think about the implications of the adventure I just went on
Thank you for listening to Intergalactic Crotch