Home for Christmas

[Intro]
Come home for Christmas
That’s what they’d say
I’m going home today

[Verse 1]
Runaway
I’m proud to say I’ve gone astray (hey)
Could regret your heart’s dismay
But you made me the runaway I’m today

I could take your bells and sleighs
Replace them all with handgrenades
Oh, and news flash: all your elves are slaves
They could see some better days (fuck u)

[Chorus]
But come home for Christmas
That’s what they’d say
Come home for Christmas Today

Please come home for Christmas
That’s what you hear
Please bе at home this year

[Verse 2]
Some prеtty globes of snow
Can’t justify your fucked up souls
All of Daddy’s Ho Ho Hoes
Or Uncle Nickolas’ unwashed robes (it’s disgusting)

[Chorus]
But come home for Christmas
That’s what they’d say
Come home for Christmas Today

Please come home for Christmas
That’s what you hear
Please be at home this year

[Break]
Yeah, don’t get me wrong
I’m the patron of the rebellious kind
But I could never condone the thoughts
Running through your fascistic minds (right!)

[Bridge]
Let’s not talk about politics
At the christmas table, be faithful
So you tell a racist joke, tell a stupid joke
Tell a sexist joke, how about a good joke for once, huh?

It’s not about the gits, it’s family and friends
What a shame you never loved me, so let’s pretend
A family’s a family, no matter how fucked
We just need to keep that spirit up!

[Chorus]
You say come home
I say go fuck yourselves!
What even counts as a home?

You say please come home
You’ve distanced yourself
I think you did that on your own

[Solo]
(Guitar Solo)

[Outro]
So if I come home
For Christmas tonight
Do me a favor, just be kind

(It’s not that fuckin’ hard, yk…)