[Verse 1]
I hear the wind blow, come through my window
It very softly whispers, "Hello"
The way the wind blows, it makes my heart glow
And fills my body with Jell-O
[Verse 2]
The mirror looks slowly at the carpet, he asks
"How do you like it, always getting stepped on?"
The carpet answers with a chuckle
"How do you like getting stared at?"
[Verse 3]
The coat rack greets me, the way he treats me
You'd think I asked for special treatment
His friend the doorbell, he keeps the floor well
He seems to know the neighbors all too well
[Verse 4]
I stumble slowly towards the closet, he says
"Go to the kitchen if you need a fixin'"
The kitchen isn't quite so friendly
All of the food wants to eat me
[Verse 5]
Drop my bags on the floor
I'm running out the door
The doorbell yells
"Don't come 'round here no more"
[Bridge]
The world that people see
They see it through a lens
How they interpret it, well, that depends
Some people find it strange
Some people find it sad
I've just been grateful for this life I've had
[Verse 6]
And after all of the chaos
Some things are found, some things stay lost
And everything returns to normal
But you'll never know who rang the doorbell