Holy Water (diss to the rap demon)

Hiya rap demon!
Ready for me to spit my venom?
I'll do this quick and then I’m done
Rap demon?
Makes you sound like you second to Rap Devil
Rap Demon?
You second to all
I'm second to none
I'm doing this for fun
So maybe I’ll have a little boast
Here I'll give you a toast...
Oh, crap, I didn't realize it was holy water
Sorry about water making you roast
You won't find this beat alive
'Cause guess what? I killed it, now it's a ghost
But it found a host
Me
Oh, shoot I gotta pee
Might as well do it on you
My rap is holy water
It touches you and then you're through
You try to spill some rap water on me?
It'll just turn me into a rap gremlin
That won’t be very fun
"Little hellions, always rebellious"
That’s Eminem, talking about my authority
Your views, you got millions?
At least I get my views by real people, not reloading my page a few times — maybe trillions
It's hilarious
To think you can stand up to the RoyalM.E.S.S
Little shoulder demon, no more than an insignificant pest
You can do your best
Put me to the test
You remind me of C3PO, garbling out so many words I could make a nest
I got an actual mind of my own
And I’ll use it on you C3PO, you get the gist?
Here, let me take an Eminem approach
Shush, stop moving little roach
What you gonna say about me?
Insult my mother probably
Say you were with her last night
Say you'll smash me in a fight
The petty insults I used up there back at me, then you'll drop the mic
Gee
How creative
Remind me, how did you even become a rapper in the first place?
Maybe you were misplaced
Should've been put with the other cussing talking Elmos on the shelf
If you will
Let’s delve
A little deeper
What you doing this rap for?
Fame?
Recognition?
Money?
Funny
I just do this to get rid of the demons in my sleep
Talk about the crap I've seen, the list is pretty deep
Shallow kiddy
Stop hissing kitty
I have better things to do than deal with a kid with a severe case of the Walter Mitties...
All that cursing...
Pity
If you have any real skill we can't see it under the thick cussing you make into putty
I'll give it to you
It's gutsy
Standing up to me
My range of ability goes much farther than you can see
Hi baby
Would you maybe
Just go slurp up your milk?
I am greatly
Depressed by the
Fact that I have to do this to you to make you wilt
This was fun, answer back brother
We'll make a dissing rapping quilt!

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