Holier Than Thou (Part One)

Peter Gill: Get it together! See, I can’t get it together now, so I suggest you do the same. Cheers
Stephen Lipson: Hey, start once more
PG: ALRIGHT STEVE! I would like to give all you punters a lovely Christmas message, but I am too bladdered to get it together, so I ’gest, I SUGGEST, see I told you I couldn’t get it together, I suggest you do the same. Cheers, happy Christmas
Control room: Oh hell, that was etihs (laughs)
PG: Well go and pull your [beep] pud then plank. I’m saying [beep] all
Paul Rutherford: It look’s like he’s on a quiz show (laughs). That’s the man, yeah, he’s in the box. Your starter for 10 Ped. Your starter for 10 Ped
PG: (sighs) Shall I go on or what?
SL: Yeah
PG: Yeah?
SL: Yeah
PG: Eh. (laughs) Here my Christmas message to all you Christmasey people. Hope you get lots of toys and eat lots of Christmas pud and Christmas turkey
Control room: Oh that was tihs
PG: I know. What do you want me to say? HOPE YOU CHOKE ON THE TANNER IN THE PUDDIN’