Holidaymaker

Braces gleaming on the beach
Northern accent - funny speech
People call each other 'each'
And the telly's just out of reach

And Johnny's swimming expertly in a white capped breaker
Oh, holiday maker, liberty taker
Nature forsaker - oh, holiday maker

Red face roasting in the sun
Curvy girls for everyone
Radio gang here they come
Spoiling everybody's fun

And Johnny's swimming expertly in a white capped breaker
Oh, holiday maker, liberty taker
Nature forsaker - oh, holiday maker

The white surf is breaking softly on the sand
And the seagulls cry for the bread that's in your hand
But you don't understand for why they cry
You're a holiday man with no sunshine in your eye - why?

Smiling queens walk to and fro
A middle-aged Romeo
Tries but without seeds to sow
Lucky his wife does not know...

And Johnny's drowning desperately in a white capped breaker
Oh, holiday maker, liberty taker
Nature forsaker - oh, holiday maker
Holiday maker, liberty taker
Nature forsaker - oh, holiday maker