[Intro]
Don't bother coming by my door
There's nothing I can say to you
You left me in that classroom
With nobody to lust for
I put on my favorite outfit
I even wore the necklace that always turns my neck green
And I don't wanna cause any problems
I feel useless on the bottom
If you're using me for s—
Do it more often
[Bridge]
All the lies subjective, oh
You treat me like a vegetable
I know, I know
[Chorus]
Take a picture of you naked
Staple it above the doorway
We can share a kiss beneath it
Make it an official holiday
When it's way too late to see my features
You should take a mental picture
I'm afraid to say what I've been thinking
**** me is unappealing
[Verse 1]
Don't bother settin' an alarm
I never wake up anyway
I wish I had another arm (Another arm)
I wouldn't need you for anything (For anything)
I think about your body, I want a invitation
Okay, look what you taught me
I'm just an adaptation
When I'm stale just give me some animation
[Bridge]
All the lies subjective, oh
I'm equal like a testicle
I know, I know, okay
(One, two, three, four)
[Chorus]
Take a picture of you naked
Staple it above the doorway
We can share a kiss beneath it
Make it an official holiday
When it's way too late to see my features
You should take a mental picture
I'm afraid to say what I've been thinking
**** me is just a feeling
[Verse 2]
I was in a good mood, uhhh
I was in a good mood
You could see the halo above me
Waiting above me
Patient I wanted you to wait for me
What's the hurry, you haven't got a place to be
You were early, I thought we had agreed on a timeframe
15 minutes, does it fall in the lines?
[Chorus]
Can we take a picture of you naked
Staple it above the doorway
We can share a kiss beneath it
Make it an official holiday
When its way too late to see my future
You should take a mental picture
I'm afraid to say what I've been thinking
**** me is unappealing