Bandaged
Clare Teal & Pee Wee Ellis
Sir Terry Wogan & Cerys Matthews
Hayley Westenra & Sir Terry Wogan & Lee Mead
Grant Windsor Trio &
Anthony-head
Finbar Furey & Sir Terry Wogan & Red Hurley
Gretchen Peters
Aled Jones &
Elio Pace
Beth Rowley
Sharon Corr
Mark Radcliffe & &
Sir Terry Wogan & Aled Jones
Ade Edmondson & The Bad Shepherds
Elaine Paige
Red Hurley
Ken-bruce &
Sarah Kennedy & Matthew Kelly
Bandaged
Ad-chivers &
There's a hole in the bucket, dear Sarah, dear Sarah
There’s a hole in the bucket, dear Sarah, a hole
So fix it dear Matthew, dear Matthew, dear Matthew
So fix it dear Matthew, dear Matthew, fix it
With what should I fix it, dear Sarah, dear Sarah
With what should I fix it, dear Sarah, with what?
With straw, dear Matthew, dear Matthew, dear Matthew
With straw, dear Matthew, dear Matthew, with straw
But the straw is too long, dear Sarah, dear Sarah
The straw is too long, dear Sarah, too long
So cut it dear Matthew, dear Matthew, dear Matthew
So cut it dear Matthew, dear Henry, cut it!
With what should I cut it, dear Sarah, dear Sarah
With what should I cut it, dear Sarah, with what?
With an axe, dear Matthew, dear Matthew, dear Matthew
With an axe, dear Matthew, an axe
But the axe is too dull, dear Sarah, dear Sarah
The axe is too dull, dear Sarah, too dull
So, sharpen it, dear Matthew, dear Matthew, dear Matthew
So sharpen it dear Matthew, dear Matthew, sharpen it!
With what should I sharpen it, dear Sarah, dear Sarah
With what should I sharpen, dear Sarah, with what?
Use the stone, dear Matthew, dear Matthew, dear Matthew
Use the stone, dear Matthew, dear Matthew, the stone
But the stone is too dry, dear Sarah, dear Sarah
The stone is too dry, dear Sarah, too dry
So wet it, dear Matthew, dear Matthew, dear Matthew
So wet it dear Matthew, dear Matthew, wet it
With what should I wet it, dear Sarah, dear Sarah
With what should I wet it, dear Sarah, with what?
With water, dear Matthew, dear Matthew, dear Matthew
With water, dear Matthew, dear Matthew, water
With what should I carry it, dear Sarah, dear Sarah
With what should I carry it dear Sarah, with what?
Use the bucket dear Matthew, dear Matthew, dear Matthew
Use the bucket, dear Matthew, dear Matthew, the bucket!
There's a hole in the bucket, dear Sarah, dear Sarah
There's a hole in the bucket, dear Sarah, a hole