Hoedown Showdown

He ain't Ye and we ain't De La
We ain't paid but we ain't stray why?
It is tempting to going from a victim to pimpin
Simpin with video vixens
The fans tell me that I ain't allowed to quit
And I'd be proud to sift through the e-mails
Like I am about to get through to teen mails
And tell em it's alright to respect a female
These other rhymers write like part timers
It's a harsh climate thus I'm off grindin
Often reminded we awesome and timeless
From Austin to? we tied in nice
I can rhyme plus I can mind
My own damn business some of y'all should try
The flows mad senseless none of y'all can ride
The beat like I or Danny bye
Hi! It's D and the beat maker
Please take a seat in the rear make way for the best
15 men on a dead mans chest
Spent 16 yen on a Steadman dress, yes
The king of non sequiturs is back
Back with a brand new track
Watch the online editor's attack... underpaid snakes
Fake as a steak on a Rubbermaid plate
Have you seen my reviews? Jesusly jeezus
Confused wouldn't know a good record if it bit em in they asparagus
Had a therapist once, cut her off when she called the kid an arrogant c*nt
That's the third time this happened this week
Flip her the bird choked the cat in the sleep... and beat the pussy up
Double entendre, trouble man cuddle with a couple blond Sandra's
And Sonya from the Bronx with the ganja
Keeps prank calling my phone I don't answer
As-Salamu Alaykum, robbed the kids hospital lots of tonsils taken
Hey now you wanna see got it for the low low PayPal the funds to me
Black market pimpin
Catch me in the booth in the back of Martha's Vineyard
If I ain't there tell em Arthur sent ya
Got a good discount on them hearts and dentures
Yup, street peddler for real
Senegal boss hog with secular appeal