HO HO HO HO

S-A-N-T-AYYYY

Ho money
I want mo' money
I want snow money
I want yo' money

Ho money
I want mo' money
I want snow money
I want yo' money

Once upon a time, not long ago
HO HO HO HO

And Santa's hittin' it
Cross me off of his, Gutbucket list

All in the snow
And I was gettin' it
Sittin' on his lap
Like a present, bitch

HO HO HO HO

Him and me
And he was rimmin' me
Santa like to creep
Down my chimney

Him and me
And he was rimmin' me
Santa like to creep
Down my chimney

I said, if we gonna fuck I want presents
Got a quarter ounce of weed and new dresses
Send a venmo to my email addresses
Make ya holidays real fuckin' pleasant

Back to the point
December two-five in this bitch, it's the shit
Get me some hookers, man, cause I'm rich
Look around
Thanksgiving's passed,why you late
I'm Christmas lunch, you a Passover plate

But I suck em' though
Shiny knob just like, Rudolph's ruddy nose
Gift wrapping paper, that's for when he blows
Then take them gifts, meant for them other hoes

And I-

Once upon a time, not long ago

HO HO HO HO

And Santa's gettin' it
Had me screamin' "Jesus of Nazareth!"
All on the flo'
And shit was gettin' LIT
Mrs. Claus, don't try it, cause I'll fight a bitch

HO HO HO HO

You wanna donate?
To my cookie plate?
Gimme whole milk
Mm,tastes great

You wanna donate?
To my cookie plate?
Gimme whole milk (Yeah, I'm a HO HO HO)
Mm,tastes great

All night, snow trickin' ho
Turkey gettin' stuffed, Spit roast
Wearin' summer clothes in the snow
Ho is life, can't get cold

And ima zippin' it
My stockings hung, why?
Cause you wearin' it

Turn a trick,suck a dick,get the benefits
Buy some tits for a sick Make-A-Wish- kid

Yeah, I'm here
Dick up in my rear
My heels, my tops, gotta clutch somewhere
On mine,no hands, while I ride that beard
If it's good, bring it back next year

D-d-double-u I L L A
M on the end, swing it round like, HEY
W I L L A
M on the end, swing it round like, HEY

Once upon a time, not long ago

HO HO HO HO

And Santa's hittin' it
Cross me off of his, gutbucket list

All in the snow
And I was gettin' it
Sittin' on his lap, like a present bitch

HO HO HO HO

Him and me
And he was rimmin' me
Santa like to creep
Down my chimney

Him and me
And he was rimmin' me
Santa like to creep
Down my chimney

HO HO HO is life, bitch