Ho Ho Ho

[Intro: Teya, Salena]
Oh my God, we should do another song
But we already say bye-bye-bye
But it's christmas!
So you wanna wrote a song about Jesus Christ?
Or Santa Claus
Or his wife?
Who the hell is Santa's wife?

[Verse 1: Teya, Salena]
She the baddest, she a savage
She make the best cookies ever, she no average
Think he schedules by himself, then you're mad bitch
Every kid got a gift 'cause she planned shit
Not the face of the campaign but she's thе brain
Ain't no side dish, honey, cuz she's thе main
So, she really has a seat at the table?
No, she ate (Oh!)
She left no crumbs on the plate

[Pre-Chorus: Teya & Salena, Salena, Teya]
There's a saint at the North Pole and it isn't Saint Nick
Her name is Gertrude and she's got a long (Dick!)
List, sh-she's got a long list
She says

[Chorus: Teya & Salena]
Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas from the Pole
I hope it fucking snows, don't eat the cookie dough
Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas from the Pole
Let's start the fucking show, one, two, three, let's go

[Verse 2: Salena, Teya]
She's not goodie, she's a baddie
Everybody knows her addy
Not a mommy, call her daddy
Sorry? Daddy, Sorry? Daddy

[Pre-Chorus: Salena, Teya, Teya & Salena]
There's a saint at the Pole and it isn't Saint Nick
No, her name is Gertrude and she's got a long (List!)
Yeah, I was getting to that
She says

[Chorus: Teya & Salena]
Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas from the Pole
I hope it fucking snows, don't eat the cookie dough
Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas from the Pole
Let's start the fucking show, one, two, three, let's go

[Drop: Teya, Salena]
Christmas, tree
Snow man, glee
Reindeer, neigh
Gertrude, sleigh

[Breakdown: Salena, Teya]
One, two, three, let's hoe, hoe, hoe
Hoe, hoe, hoe (No, no)
Hoe, hoe, hoe (Not like that)
It kinda sounds a little like
Like what?
Like, never mind...

[Pre-Chorus: Teya & Salena, Salena, Teya]
There's a saint at the North Pole and it isn't Saint Nick
Her name is Gertrude and she's got a long (Clit!)
Are you fucking kidd—

[Chorus: Teya & Salena]
Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas from the Pole
I hope it fucking snows, don't eat the cookie dough
Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas from the Pole
Let's start the fucking show, one, two, three, let's go

[Outro: Salena]
To the North Pole!