Hitchin’ a Ride - Live at Milton Keynes National Bowl, Milton Keynes, England, 6/18/05

Come on

[Verse 1]
Hey mister, where you headed?
Are you in a hurry?
Need a lift to happy hour
Say, "oh no"
Do you brake for distilled spirits?
I need a break as well
The well that inebriates the guilt
One, two, one, two, three, four

[Verse 2]
Cold turkey's getting stale
Tonight I'm eating crow
Fermented salmonella, poison oak no
There's a drought at the fountain of youth
And now I'm dehydrating
My tongue is swelling up
I say one, two, one, two, three, four

[Refrain]
Troubled times, you know I cannot lie
I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride

Alright England

I say hey oh
I say hey hey
I say hey oh
I say hey hey

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Now that's how you do it in England baby

I said a one, a two, a one, two, three four
Alright
I said ah
I said oh
I said uh
I said woo
I say woo
I say hey oh
I say ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Somebody fuck me
Are you ready?

And stop

Now you sound like you're fucking ready

This is what I need
This is what it's gonna take
This is what its gonna take
I need every single person here in Milton Keynes
To freak out

Woah
But first
I need everybody here in Milton Keynes to scream
1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4
Are you ready?

[Bridge]
There's a drought at the fountain of youth
And now I'm dehydrating
My tongue is swelling up, I say...
1, 2, 3, 4
Shit

[Guitar Solo]

[Refrain]
Troubled times, you know I cannot lie
I'm off the wagon and I'm hitchin' a ride

[Outro]
(Don't know where to go) Hitchin' a ride
(Don't know where to go) Hitchin' a ride
(Don't know where to go) Hitchin' a ride
(Don't know where to go) Hitchin' a ride
Come on!
(Don't know where to go) Hitchin' a ride
(Don't know where to go) Hitchin' a ride
(Don't know where to go) Hitchin' a ride
(Don't know where to go) Hitchin' a ride
Say birthday boys, hey!