I was rolling along, minding my business
I didn't have a worry in this world
Then on up ahead
On that big open road
My lights picked up a hitchhiking girl
Then it all happened with a hiya hon'
Can I give you a lift down the road
Can't take you too fast
Gotta learn to take it slow
I've got on a heavy load
She said that's alright big boy
Take all the time you need
And by the way my name is Pearl
So I pulled in my rig
At the next truck stop
Just me and my hitchhiking girl
Then it started again with a (?)
Oh you sure are big and strong
She purred like a kitten and then I was admittin'
That this affair just couldn't be wrong
Then my troubles became double with a friendly embrace
Man she really had me in a whirl
When I woke up at dawn
My wallet was gone
And so was my hitchhiking girl
Then it all ended with a what the
Boy she really took me for a ride
Can't eat today
Might as well be on my way
Just me and my busted pride
So I headed out once more
Too broke to be poor
But a lesson I've learned from this girl
Now you can take it from me and the ICC
Don't ever trust a hitchhiking girl