Hit Me

[MADELINE]
Oh, that felt good

[ERNEST, spoken]
Oh my God

[MADELINE]
That felt really, really good
That was like therapy
Honestly, what a release

[ERNEST, spoken]
That was brutal
You just committed murder in cold blood

[MADELINE, spoken]
You know, you’re really ruining my high

[ERNEST, spoken]
Your—what is the matter with you?
You are going to get life in prison
And that is not good for someone in your condition

[MADELINE, spoken]
Except you can't go to prison without a dead body, and we do not have a dead body

[HELEN]
That was rude
That was pretty fuckin' rude
Just look at me, I've been shot

[ERNEST]
She's alive

[MADELINE]
And yet she's not

[HELEN]
So rude

[MADELINE]
Screw you

[HELEN]
I need a doctor

[MADELINE]
Oh, do you?
You're a walking lie
And I can see right through you

[HELEN]
Come here

[MADELINE]
Come here

[HELEN]
I wanna wipe that perfect smile off your face

[MADELINE]
Come, give this a taste

[MADELINE & HELEN]
Come here
You little rat
I'm gonna break you
Tear you to pieces

[HELEN, spoken]
Stop teasing, bitch, just hit me

[ERNEST, spoken]
Wait, wait, wait
We're not focusing on the big picture here
Why is no one dying?

[MADELINE, spoken]
It has to be the potion

[HELEN]
Oh, you think?

[ERNEST, spoken]
What potion?

[HELEN]
You think it was the spooky magic drink?

[MADELINE]
I wish you were dead

[HELEN]
Don't lose your head

[MADELINE]
Oh, shut your hole
I should've known you took it, too

[HELEN]
I took it years before you

[ERNEST, spoken]
Wait a minute, let me try and understand this—

[MADELINE & HELEN]
Shut up, Ernest, the women are talking
We've got this shit under control

[HELEN]
Come here

[MADELINE]
Come here

[MADELINE & HELEN]
I'm gonna have you bagged and dropped in a ditch

[HELEN]
En garde, bitch

[MADELINE & HELEN]
Come here
I'm gonna injure you severely
Dearly departed

[ERNEST, spoken]
Stop

[MADELINE & HELEN]
We're just getting started

[MADELINE, spoken]
This is pointless, we can't even inflict pain on each other

[HELEN]
Pain?
You wanna talk pain?
You wanna talk Bobby, Kevin, Ernest
And all my other loves you shoved down the drain?

[MADELINE]
Oh, please don't act like you're the victim here
Admit you've called me trash behind my back
My whole career

[MADELINE & HELEN]
You wanted my life
So you destroyed it
Admit you enjoyed it

[ERNEST]
Stop

[MADELINE & HELEN]
Ow, yeah
Hit me
Ow, yeah
Hit me like you mean it
Do what you will, you still can't kill me

[HELEN, spoken]
Slut

[MADELINE, spoken]
Whore

[MADELINE & HELEN, spoken]
God, that felt good