History Lesson

After talking in the beginning) (This is singing only)

Ben Franklin went out one night, tied a key to the end of a kite, electricity struck so bright, write it down mother fuckas

Isaac Newton sat under a tree, an apple hit him in the head so he, said holy shit thats gravity, write it down mother fuckas

Pilgrims raced against the clock, lookin for a place to dock, they said fuck it heres Plymouth rock, write it down mother fuckas

A dude named Orville Wright, told his brother said lets invent flight, Wilbur said aight, right it down mother fuckas

Abe Lincoln led the nation, freed slaves from the plantation, thats the mother fuckin proclamation, write it down (meninemops)

Ghandi is what you said, an Indian with a bald head, and he was a bit under fed, write it down mother fuckas