Historically Accurate Disney Princess Song (When Will I Find My Prince?) by Rachel Bloom
Historically Accurate Disney Princess Song (When Will I Find My Prince?) by Rachel Bloom

Historically Accurate Disney Princess Song (When Will I Find My Prince?)

Rachel Bloom * Track #6 On Please Love Me

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Historically Accurate Disney Princess Song (When Will I Find My Prince?) by Rachel Bloom

Release Date
Mon May 20 2013
Performed by
Rachel Bloom
Produced by
Jack Dolgen
Writed by
Rachel Bloom
About

This song was accompanied by an animated video, both of which parody Disney films such as Beauty and the Beast, pointing out the inequalities that women tended to face in bygone eras that the films glossed over. The video was made for Cracked.com and released in May 2013.

Historically Accurate Disney Princess Song (When Will I Find My Prince?) Lyrics

[Intro: Spoken]
Oh birds

[Verse 1]
At sunset I wander through the village
Glowing in the twilight and so quiet
Well, it's quiet 'cause most people died of a plague
Caused by jealous witches
I wander through the village and I think
That my life is missing something dear
As I stop to rest and cough up blood, I wonder:
When will I find my prince?

[Verse 2]
I wander through the village and I notice
That everyone but me has found a love
There goes the blacksmith with his daughter-wife
Ten years old and pregnant with her brother-son
I wander through the village sighing deeply
Seeking guidance from the statue in the square
It's a statue of Christ adorned with thief hands
Oh, when will I find my prince?

[Spoken Interlude]
"Oh look, everyone, it's my friends from the forest, the Jews. Hello, Jews! You know, I never did ask you: why do you live in the forest? Oh, I see, to hide from people trying to kill you. Well that's very resourceful, my beaky little friends. Tell me: have you ever had a dream that wouldn't come true? Oh, I see, your dream is that people won't want to kill you. Well, that's definitely a dream that won't come true! Oh, goodbye, goodbye! Jews..."

[Verse 3]
Oh, if I found my prince
We'd have a wedding elegant and rare
We'd dine on kidney cream and horse vagina
Drink champagne and torture a bear
Oh, if I found my prince
The castle would be filled with love and laughter
And he'd fill me with his seed, forcibly and rough
I'd give birth to a son and then die right after!

[Verse 4]
I wander through the village seeking answers
But love hasn't given me a glimpse!
It isn't in this shop or in this cart of baby corpses
Oh, when will I find my prince?
When, hand Jesus?
Oh, when will I find my prince?

Historically Accurate Disney Princess Song (When Will I Find My Prince?) Q&A

Who wrote Historically Accurate Disney Princess Song (When Will I Find My Prince?)'s ?

Historically Accurate Disney Princess Song (When Will I Find My Prince?) was written by Rachel Bloom.

Who produced Historically Accurate Disney Princess Song (When Will I Find My Prince?)'s ?

Historically Accurate Disney Princess Song (When Will I Find My Prince?) was produced by Jack Dolgen.

When did Rachel Bloom release Historically Accurate Disney Princess Song (When Will I Find My Prince?)?

Rachel Bloom released Historically Accurate Disney Princess Song (When Will I Find My Prince?) on Mon May 20 2013.

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