Hipster Hype

[Intro}
Oh hey, sorry if I look a little sweaty. Um, I found this really urban toy, probably shouldn’t tell you about it because I don’t want it to go mainstream. I just bought like 14 new vinyls, soy milk, anything past 1965 is garbage. Should talk to you about something like about recycling and organic, and uh being a vegetarian. Even though I judge a book by its cover, doesn’t mean that you have to judge a book by its cover. Literally judge books by their covers, because only the cool covers are the ones I look at. My philosophy is far more superior to yours

Yeah, I’m already over this entire project
Fuck this
Hmm
One shirt, ten days, vintage, new kicks
Hash tag, fuck trends, move on, two weeks
YouTube, no views, my blogs, hot pic
You won’t know it, cock block, cockpit
Antique fabric, boutique stores
Wracks on packages to look poor
You won’t get it, it’s just way obscure
Parker coat in August 'cause I’m wearing it before
It was cool already, so before i'm sweaty
Ninety nine degrees, ahead of hot contemporary
Artistic photographer for peanut butter jelly
Cuttin’ up collages, bustin’ black and white confetti
Extra ordinary, I’ve been guardin’ extreme
Good luck tryna figure out the stuff that i'm forgetting
All of y'all trippin’, Egyptian day dream
See me on these pyramids, we’re not in the mainstream

I just sayin', did-all-that-way-before-it-was-cool
I ain’t playin’, did-all-that-way-before-it-was-cool
I’m just sayin', did-all-that-way-before-it-was-cool
Way before it was cool, way before it was cool
I just sayin', did-all-that-way-before-it-was-cool
I ain’t playin’, did-all-that-way-before-it-was-cool
I’m just sayin', did-all-that-way-before-it-was-cool
Way before it was cool, way before it was cool

Tumblin’ the coffee shops, herbal tea and coffee cups
Burnt my tongue and puddin’ pups, before it was cool
Bunny hop the ban wagon
Layin’ in the parkin’ lot, lickin’ on the molly pop
Just to go to school
Cool isn’t cool enough, flexin’ room temperature
Ain't part of this math sheet, squaring off triangular
Ain’t feelin’ these rap beats
Everything’s irregular
Stab me with a pitchfork
Don’t just shoot the messenger
I ain’t really gettin’ ya
Insane be to sing with ya
Blogs you read, shape of beards, everything’s a replica
Close-minded and brainwashed
Scared to show your character
Apparently, that’s just the apparel in America

I’m just sayin'
I just sayin', did-all-that-way-before-it-was-cool
I ain’t playin', did-all-that-way-before-it-was-cool
I’m just sayin', did-all-that-way-before-it-was-cool
Way before it was coo,l way before it was cool
I just sayin', did-all-that-way-before-it-was-cool
I ain’t playin', did-all-that-way-before-it-was-cool
I’m just sayin', did-all-that-way-before-it-was-cool
Way before it was cool, way before it was cool

[Outro]
Really just thinking about making a whole black cover with a single till day, titled, “The mythology of a cyclops” very hipster. I don’t think about any of those things, because people call me a hipster because I kinda just have the glasses for it, we can look past that I’m generally categorized as a hipster and I don’t like that. I donut, I donut, I do not enjoy being called a hipster, because it’s just not cool