Hillbilly Song

We all went to church but daddy stayed home
To make soap and dress out the possum
That he found in the road
The front was ran over and ruined
But the back legs and the loins was ok

Now possum's strong tastin' and greasy
But it's better than nuthin' and when I say nuthin'
What I mean is nuthin' on the table
Which is something that a city boy like you has never seen