High-Tech Redneck

[Verse 1]
He's got thirteen channels of wrestling
Comin' in strong from a satellite send
Two hundred function remote control
Big screen TV with stereo

[Verse 2]
Football, baseball, NASCAR too
With picture in a picture it's all in view
And if it comes on just a little too late
With his VCR's he'll get it on tape

[Chorus]
He's a high-tech redneck
Mayberry meets Star Trek
He's a bumpkin but he's plugged in
He's a high-tech redneck

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 3]
He's got twenty sub-woofers in the bed of his truck
A thousand watts of power and he keeps it cranked up
He ain't into hip hop, he ain't into rap
He likes to rattle them speakers with Ronnie Milsap

[Verse 4]
CD, cassette, and digital tape
A CB and radar and scannin' short wave
And if he needs to talk to his honey at home
He just dials up her number on his cellular phone

[Chorus]
He's a high-tech redneck
Mayberry meets Star Trek
He's a bumpkin but he's plugged in
He's a high-tech redneck
He's a high-tech redneck
Mayberry meets Star Trek
He's a bumpkin but he's plugged in
He's a high-tech redneck