High Standards

[Intro]
Even my high standards
Ain’t that low, you son of a bitch
I'm sure I'll regret
Smoking in your shed
When I wake in the morning

[Verse 1]
Must’ve been bored
Outta' my mind
And you had good weed
And a bottle of wine
And honestly I was just
Tryna' kill some
Tim-e

[Chorus]
Even my high standards
Ain’t that low, you son of a bitch
I'm sure I'll regret
Smoking in your shed
When I wake in the morning
Damn it I'm tired
Of all of your bullshit and misogynist jokes
I oughta' go home
But I keep gettin' stoned
You’ve got my high standards low

[Verse 2]
You’re rollin' up j’s
Get your hand off my knee
I hate your music, please don’t speak
Until I get just one more hit in me-

[Chorus]
Even my high standards
Ain’t that low, you son of a bitch
I'm sure I'll regret
Smoking in your shed
When I wake in the morning
Damn it I'm tired
Of all of your bullshit and misogynist jokes
I oughta' go home
But I keep gettin' stoned
You’ve got my high standards low

[Verse 3]
I’m too high for this
Don't lean in for a kiss
Where’d you get the audacity you piece of shit
I'll have you know
I'm just here to smoke
Would it kill you to let it be what it is

[Chorus]
Even my high standards
Ain’t that low, you son of a bitch
I'm sure I'll regret
Smoking in your shed
When I wake in the morning
Damn it I'm tired
Of all of your bullshit and misogynist jokes
I oughta' go home
But I keep gettin' stoned
You’ve got my hi-gh standards low

[Outro]
You’ve got my hi-gh standards l-ow