High Maintenance Woman

[Intro]
Here she comes!

[Verse 1]
She wants a ten carat diamond ring
And that's somethin' I ain't got
Oh, but the way that she shakes that thang
She's gonna have one sooner than not
A hundred thousand dollar baby blue car
That is also in her plan
She's a high maintenance woman
And I'm a low budget man

[Chorus]
She's a high maintenance woman
She's what you call a ten
She's a high maintenance woman
It takes a whole lot to keep her tuned in
Oh that very high maintenance woman
Got me in the shape I'm in
She's a high maintenance woman
And I'm a low budget man

[Instrumental Interlude]

[Verse 2]
Now the beauty salon where she goes
They do everything to everything
From her head down to her toes
And all the hot spots in between
She blows about eight hundred there
And then a champagne shopping spree
She has very expensive tastes
But she's worth every penny

[Chorus]
She's a high maintenance woman
She's is what is known as a ten
She's a high maintenance woman
It takes a whole lot to keep her tuned in
Oh this very high maintenance woman
Got me in the shape I'm in
She's a high maintenance woman
And I'm a low budget man

[Instrumental Interlude]
(Mr. Eros, your credit card is way over the limit)

[Outro]
She's a high maintenance woman
And I'm a low budget man
(She's a high maintenance woman)
But I'm gonna find some more money, honey
(High maintenance woman)
Darlin'
Sugar
Sweetie
She's a high maintenance woman
And I'm a low budget man