Hidan and Kakuzu’s Vices

[Intro]
Look, Lord Jashin!
Behold your servant!

[None Like Joshua]
Kakuzu, don't talk shit about Jashin
You're too old to comprehend things that I preach
Already forgot the last time you fought me?
Go on and retire before your hearts seize

[GameboyJones]
Jashin, what a dumb religion
You can't hang with me, take this crucifixion
Seen your head was missin' on our stupid mission
Asuma Sensei cuts with good precision

[None Like Joshua]
Jashin, forgive me if I do not kill him
All I need is some blood when it starts spillin'
Now you seethe 'cause I'm done with my body healin'
And at least I wasn't caught by my own village

[GameboyJones]
Oh my god, I'm about to take the mask off
Always talkin' shit, that'll put you in a bad spot
Hidan begone, don't start
You should never challenge me, you don't even got the hearts

[Hook: None Like Joshua & GameboyJones]
It's the Zombie Combo
Don't feel pain like my body's hollow
I want bread, I want the dead
Vices make us take your heart, though
It's the Zombie Combo
We the ones making Akatsuki hostile
I want blood, I want funds
Vices make us take your heart, though

[Kakuzu]
If you wanted my help, Hidan, you should've asked sooner

[Hidan]
It was you! You're the slow one, Kakuzu!

[None Like Joshua]
It's the grimmest reaper, Kakuzu, your time has come
Watch me step into the ring, you're ending up like Asuma
I don't need a strategy, 'cause killin' me's impossible
Only reason that you're here is sewin' like my grandma does

[GameboyJones]
You got put in a ditch, I ain't havin' it
I fought a whole group, plus the protagonist
I'm so ravenous and you know I'm about cash
Put a bounty on your head, then I'll take you out fast

[None Like Joshua]
Now now, temper temper
Don't be putting me inside your line of fire, mister
Here, have a gold coin, treasure for whatever
I'll carry the team on my back for my elder

[GameboyJones]
Okay, I'm already sick of this
Put you in a predicament when I slice of your ligaments
And I'm not even kidding, your body's going all directions
Every little bit is in the Shikumaru section

[Hook: None Like Joshua & GameboyJones]
It's the Zombie Combo
Don't feel pain like my body's hollow
I want bread, I want the dead
Vices make us take your heart, though
It's the Zombie Combo
We the ones making Akatsuki hostile
I want blood, I want funds
Vices make us take your heart, though

[Outro]
No, w-wait, what are you doing?
I asked you to bring my body to my head, not other way around!
Don't you get it?!
It's lighter this way
What do I care? This isn't about you!
Hey! Are you even listening to me?!