HFK vs Uno Lavoz

[Round 1: Uno Lavoz]
You know what rhymes with "you wanna fuck Fresco"?
"You wanna fuck Fresco"?
You know what else rhymes with "you wanna fuck Fresco"?
That you actually told Fresco that you wanna fuck Fresco
I said, you a fag and your lane has been chosen
Dr. Seuss rhymes is what this lame has been quoting
I cut your fucking head off and dump your damn brain in the ocean
The rap savior's awoken
Beating me? You better be praying and hoping
Cause my flow is atomic bombs and they just made an explosion
Grip blades and start poking, big veins are corroding
All these bullets will go inside this pussy, the clip name is "Fallopian"
Pure vodka, you just mix with the strangest of potions
Fuck a knife, I can fight, I'll have your ligaments broken
Cause I ain't fucking around, cause a solid punch will bring Happy Face down like a change of emotion
See HFK's a faggot, you don't believe me?
Go ahead and try your luck
He be going up to faggots like, "Aye...I'm tryna fuck."
The bouncer strip search him outside of the club
Saw a tattoo on his scrotum sack on the side of his butt
That said, "Be careful back there cause these guys are nuts"
And I know you 'bout to come with that stupid Mexican shit aye
What is you smoking that marijuana?
I told your mama my dick was like a ghost and you should let it just haunt ya
She wanted to go out on a date
I was like, "Bitch I'm cheap, you better do what I taught ya."
So she hopped in the backseat that's why her ass cheeks smell like a bag of Doritos and an old Mexican Honda
I said you and Charron be fucking each other in the ass
(WHAT?!)
They be fucking each other in the ass
But they play it off like they some amazing friends
My style you ain't got to rate it 10 but after this battle everyone is hating him
The beast is released from the cage within
There's no way that this gay will win
Cause if you get hit with the damn ratchet
The W can't happen but a damn casket is what this Aray be in (Arabian)
I said, and you ugly as hell
Nigga you better be seeking a blind date, stop eating some fries steak
Cause if I grip the K to take this bitch away I'm increasing the crime rate
Now you're bleeding your palms ache, you scream from the nine shake
And I fucking hate gay people
If I wanted to hear a faggot talk I'd go upstairs and go have a conversation with Irate

[Round 1: HFK]
You know, I was gonna talk about how fucking homeless you are
But then I figured that Bishop probably already told him my bars
On the way here Uno was on the airplane acting so very gay
Like, "Homie, I'm that rapper that entertains
So all y'all other battlers better pray."
The pilot was like, "Wait a minute. Isn't that the guy who's battling HFK?"
And the air marshal was like, "Who fucking cares? Let's tackle him anyway."
This motherfucker keep writing on my wall like, "HFK you're the dopest man
Check out my newest mixtape, it's for the fans
It comes with a cool case and over 40 jams."
Ha, remove post and report as spam
I got an inquiry, are you high or just dumb?
In his last battle in Toronto he drank a bunch of rye and some rum
And it was pretty obvious that this Puerto Rican guy was a drunk
So either O'shea and HighCollide had a son
Or this is poRich and Diaz combined into one
Now I can talk about his life and how he's living in Philadelphia
But that shit would be boring as FUCK...like living in Philadelphia
You just stepped foot into my land homie you just trespass
Y'all should know this kid's a fag thinking he got fresh raps
All you do is bitch and brag you should get your neck snapped
Faggot you ain't dripping swag that is just your wet back
Your mother looks like Tina Turner with AIDS
I'm about to serve you a plate
Two course meal: murder and rape
You're such an embarrassment to the Latino community and they're so ashamed
That they all got together just to get Big Pun's fat ass to turn in his grave
See I just bodied you and I didn't even have to rap about the Mac or the big caliber
I just did a whole round of Spanish jokes and it was spic-tacular

[Round 2: Uno Lavoz]
Nigga, your mom pussy got the Steven Seagal face
The clitoris be karate chopping my whoo-ha
And your dad a fucking retard
Nigga be taking shots of bootie juice in the back of school bus
Now your mom got freckles so these bullets gonna connect the dots
Bullets will ricochet every different way fuck around and your neck gets shot
Vest on chest get shot, this nigga the next to drop
Cause if I let that Llama smoke
They gonna have to identify this nigga through a microscope like a motherfucking forensic cop
I said, nigga I got good aim and I'm real quick to blast a target
The shit you selling we wouldn't buy it in an aftermarket
You took this battle just to see who gon' laugh the hardest
You told Diz' that his parents pay for everything like you know about tragic hardship
What do you know about having two jobs to live in a trash apartment?
Nothing bitch cause you fucking rich
I went to his house and I had to start shit
Saw that his mom got a touchscreen turban and your dad had a fucking GPS in his magic carpet
I said who sent you? This clown's fearful
I'm like Saddam, I'm the one who's lynching around here bro
And I fucking hate your shit
I'll fucking hit you over with something cause I'm talking around here bro
History repeats itself well I'll knock you the fuck out for attempting to write sequels
Cause your style was so plain/plane that's why whatever you building crashes and goes to Gilly The Kid
(What's that?)
It ends in a Ground Zero
I said you about to lose this challenge
Nigga, you 'bout to lose this shit now, who's gon' lose they balance?
You fat faggot, Fresco or a hoagie
You be confused on whether to choose the dude or sandwhich
I said my goons surround him, Uno is who's the savage
If you get out of lane and I'ma smack the shit out of Happy Face like an abusive parent
You still got titties don't you?

[Round 2: HFK]
This motherfucker kept calling my phone like, "Yo, I don't wanna come to Canada cause people won't understand what I'm saying."
And I'm like, "I'm sorry bro but I really don't understand what you're saying."
Your girlfriend is such a whore that she somehow got fingered by Kastro
That bitch lets me and my boys dip our dicks in Tabasco and stick it up in her asshole
Damn yo, that ho makes more bad decisions than Dax Flow
You keep stretching those damn bars
They're awful bro they're so long
You need to just fucking chill and settle down; Tanya O and Soul Khan
I hope the day your mother gets cancer and dies
Your dad falls down a flight of steps and fractures his spine
The only time I talk to a Puerto Rican is when he's behind the glass doing time
Or if I'm at a fucking McDonald's ordering a Big Mack and some fries
Talk about the planes that I hi-jack in the sky
Compare me to a Pakistanian guy or mock any goats or camels of mine
And I will run over your entire African tribe with the taxi I drive
You look like you're half black so stand back cause I'm a jerk and I am so rude
Chico, I'll step my new shoes in your burrito and turn it into soul food
SAND NIGGA!
Your mom's got a body like Joe Rogan and a mustache like Hulk Hogan
I'm a menace you shouldn't try to mess with
I'ma catch your Puerto Rican ass inside your Lexus
Then get a baseball bat to repeatedly strike your head with
And that'll leave you in a fucked up condition...like your credit
Homie don't even bother, you best forfeit and go to your casa
He's half black and half Spanish
Motherfucker was probably too lazy to vote for Obama
Yo, he's probably not even black and I'm not denying the fact
But I'm not gonna lie at times I wanna hit these Latino guys with a smack
And the reason I am so mad and the question I wanna ask
Is if you guys are not black when why the fuck do you drop the N bomb every time that you rap?
Yo, you singlehandedly destroyed something that I love passionately
You gave a bad name to any funny rappers in this battling scene
See a lot of faggots and geeks hate on me and you for the laughter we bring
But the difference between us is that I happen to be a real battle MC
All you got is funny set ups with no punchlines and your angles are weak
You try hard to be funny while I do it naturally
You see, when it comes to this comedy shit, I'm Canada's king
And I'm the real reason faggots like Oso won't step back in this ring

[Round 3: Uno Lavoz]
I said follow the leader, I ain't a leader I ain't following shit
Bunch of cock swallowing, hob goblins trying to ride on my dick
They fucked up my last event so they could ride with a win
40 niggas against 2, how the fuck we gon' win?
You see this game went from rags to riches
To now get a name in the game you gotta hear bullshit from little faggots bitches
Niggas had they head up they own ass
So my talent they couldn't grab and witness
Well don't be mad if I don't come back to they damn division
Cause that bullshit right there I ain't got no damn interest
They just mad cause I step my own style up
I put myself up on that ladder and I started to climb it
Time away from family, money been owed, fuck it I'm been purposely grinding
Every night, battling, writing shit, memorizing shit, nigga I've been putting my time in
So basically you can say in this game to make a name I blew myself up
So HFK, me and your people got something in common
I said my people coming vamanos
You soul was drifting, time to go
Man fuck that gun shit, let's go straight to 'yo mama jokes'
Nigga your mom got one arm and the bitch got a job bagging groceries
Yeah that muscle's defined
She got a left arm so she be mad when I be on her right side trying to be slapping her five
She be getting mad as shit I be telling her to grab shit knowing she couldn't if she actually tried
Then I went to your house and saw that your grandma got no legs and the bitch was a professional goalie for the Mighty Ducks back in 1975
I said I'ma beat the shit out of your mom's vagina
Like I'm revenge of Saddam
Bend that bitch over and introduce her bootie to palm
Fuck making that bitch cum, I'm put a grenade in her vagina
(What?!)
Yeah nigga, a grenade in her vagina
Fuck turning her on
And when I call my friends and tell 'em about the sex
I'ma just shake my head and tell 'em "the pussy's the bomb"
I said your style man is fake as fuck, your mouth you need to tape the shit shut
The only reason you not a virgin is because the bitch you fuck, you raped the slut
DMV, why they playing with us?
Philly is where they let them bangers bust
And I found out in your culture they call people like you a "Shahim mouliou"
You know what that means?
Nothing cause I made it up

[Round 3: HFK]
Ayo Corey, don't you love the rhymes he creates
And don't you think that Uno's like the coolest guy in the place

[Charron]
Yeah man

[HFK]
Holy fucking shit, Corey Charron just Lied To My Face
Yo I went to your fat Puerto Rican mother's house for head
That bitch blew my big Persian cock til her mouth got stretched
And right when she was out of breath I began giving her the loudest sex
Halfway through it, I slapped her and put my hands around her neck
Like, "Bitch who's your daddy?"
And she's like, "I don't know. Maury hasn't found him yet."
Yo, fuck all that shit, just this morning I Lion King'd his mom
A busted a nut on her forehead and spread it like "Simba!"
You see, we're both comedians except your jokes are cheaper than the average hooker
In other words, me to you is like comparing Charlie Sheen to Ashton Kutcher
Yo, your aunt looks like Rosie O'Donnell if she had a beard
Will somebody please call MarvWon and tell him to get his brother the fuck outta here
Ayo I've walked the block and I saw his broad, she was hoeing
But yo I ain't gon' front homie, she was smoking...crystal meth
I hope your fat disgusting Puerto Rican grandmother gets bottled by a drunk guy
You know you're a shitty battle rapper when your set ups hit harder than your punchlines
He tries to front like he's a macho vato
But we all know that that's some mongo bongo
I should've know he wasn't a real Mexican when his mom made me El Paso tacos
Yo, since King Of The Dot Volume 1 I've been inside the Dot
Did what I did, cats worldwide would watch
They said my rhymes were hot
But then a few dudes got jerked against me
That's when y'all felt like the line was crossed and wished that I would die and rot
So when I battled Pat Stay in '09 I got dropped
But I'm a man, I learned from that giant loss
Came back, battled Diz', turned heads
Proved that I could climb the top
Never once been offered a battle saying I could not
Never once did I develop writer's block
Yo, I battled Organik, Dizaster, Sketch Menace, Kid Twist
Been through the hardest route whether you like or not
I've been in this game for three years and it's finally my time to talk
So give me my motherfucking title shot!