Hey Jude

I've got this new roommate, he's kind of a jerk
He drank all the coffee, now I'll be cranky all day at work
His name is Jude, isn't it funny how that word rhymes with rude?
Hey Jude, I gotta message for you: you suck

I loaned him my iPhone, then he left it outside in the mud
Every time he kills a hooker, I have to clean up the blood
When I'm trying to sleep, he makes loud noises praising Satan by sacrificing sheep
Hey Jude, I gotta message for you: you suck

My friends won’t hang (they stay away)
He freaks them out (scared by his face)
With the swastika tattooed on his forehead (and his Stalin bed sheets)
The odor from the den (awful stench)
Of decomposing flesh (rotting dead)
Is pretty damn annoying, but at least the dude is prompt when it comes to rent
Hey Jude, still got a message for you: you suck