Hey Dude Etude

[Skit]
Hey dude, how are you?
Oh hey man
Uh, I feeling like I'm running my life pretty haphazardly
But under the guise of some sort of new New Age psuedo-consciousness
Pulled around by a series of messages and tiny dopamine blasts from my phone
And a subdued sense of impending doom coated over with a malaise of easy to meet day-to-day survival impulses
Like I was doing a seven minute workout off an app on my phone earlier
And I thought about how my body was digesting the sashimi bowl I got from Buntopia
And wondered when it, my body, would want to feed next
So I guess I'm kinda sad and generally rough around the edges
Maybe even ashamed
Well anyway, how are you?
I'm good man, I'm good
Just gonna go do some laundry