Hev Yew Gotta Loight, Boy?

[Verse 1]
I had a girl, a really nice girl
Down in Wroxham Way
She were wholly nice to me
Back in the old school days
She would smile, all the while
But that it in't no' all
What she used to say to me
Behind the garden wall...

[Chorus]
"Have you got a light boy?
Have you got a light?"

[Verse 2]
Then one day, she went away
I don't see her no more
'Til by chance I see her down
Along the Mundesley shore
She was there, twice as fair
Would she now be true?
So when she sees me passing by
Shе say: "I'm glad that's you!"

[Chorus]
"Have you got a light boy?
Have you got a light?"

[Bridge]
Molly Windley
Shе smokes like a chimley
But she's my little nicotine girl
(Hahahaha!)

[Verse 3]
Now you'll see – her and me
Never more do part
We would wander hand in hand
Together in the dark [cough]
The one night I held her tight
In the old back yard
But when I tried to hold her close –
She say, "Now hold you hard!"

[Chorus]
"Have you got a light boy?
Have you got a light?"

[Verse 4]
By and by, we decide
On the wedding day
So we toddles off to church
To hear the preacher say (Hahahaha!)
"Do you now take this vow –
To honour all the time?"
Before I had the chance to stop her
She begins to pine

[Chorus]
"Have you got a light boy?
Have you got a light?"

[Bridge]
Molly Windley, she smokes like a chimley
But she's my little nicotine girl
(Hahahaha!)

[Verse 5]
Now the doctor tells me
A daddy I will be
So when I ask him, "What's the score?"
He say "It's only three!"
So here I go, cheerio
To see how she do fare
I know what she will say to me
As soon as I get there

[Outro]
"Have you got a light... Boy?"
(Hahahahaha!)
(Hehehehe!)