Herpy Freestyle

[Intro]
I have herpes
Shoutout to my gynecologist
For keeping this pussy clean
Mama!
[?] at it again!

[Verse 1]
I have a dad, no mama May
He's a killer, according to what the sheriffs say
Yeah, my pores be full of dirt everyday
But I'll suck your man clean
Stream cum all-day
Testify for my uncle who was touching me
One or two times his old penis was in my face
Still running over bitches with my tractor, eh?
I'm a fat star; call me Oprah Winfrey

[Verse 2]
Dick for years
They all thought I was a queer?
I'm popping out these babies like there's a doctor near
Can't stop my pussy
Am I being crystal-clear?
I'll ride you like a horse
Don't worry, I can steer
Yeehaw!
But if you flirty, come over here
Shoutout to this bush
I don't need a bed, dear
I got a sign that says "Insert your dick here"
Pokes hole in condom
Ready, daddy bear

[Verse 3]
He be like, "You pregnant?"
I be like, "I'm pregnant"
He say having baby with me is his worst fear
Every time I birth one out he wants a big beer
But I ain't got none; I haven't got my welfare

[Verse 4]
I'll have a hundred babies
You wanna bet?
No adopting
I'm not Angelina, pet
Still fertile, not on menopause yet
I'll catch your man like my name's Anne-
-ette
Annette

[Outro]
Oh, tarnation!