Hero

Finn: No more games. No... more... PAJAMAS!!!

[Verse 1: Babeo Baggins]
Sippin' syrup out a sippy cup
Could give no fucks
Kinks and curls tighter than that dress she 'bout to slip up off
She act like she don't know me 'til I mention the crew
Like yeah, bitch, you know it's Barf Troop
It's upchuck or get fucked

The type of babes
To give your fuckin' ass a fuckin' uppercut
Upchuck in your mouth
Steal your spouse for the hell of it
Go to church with praying hands
Screaming "we are celibate"
Like glory, glory, how a sinner get so holy
Put ya hands to the sky
Like you in church
Pray for me
I'm here to save you
Give your presence to the saviour
And I'm taking all your niggas
You can take it as a favor
He's your partner for in time
But in time I'ma take him, make him mine
Yeah, he finna be my partner in crime
He's a villain in the streets
I'm a hero in the sheets
But, we gon' team up
If you know what I mean

Finn: "Sorta" cool?!? THIS IS RADICAL!
Jake: And I just learned the best spell of all!
Finn: What's that?
Jake: Sleep.

[Bridge:]
The world is over
I know you're scared
But there's nothing to fear
'Cause all your friends are here

[Chorus:]
Do you need a hero?
I think I'm the one you lookin' for
Heard you need a hero
I think I'm the one you lookin' for
Do you need a hero?
I think I'm the one you lookin' for

I'm your hero

Do you need a hero?
I think I'm the one you lookin' for
Do you need a hero?
I think I'm the one you lookin' for
Heard you need a hero
I think I'm the one you lookin' for

I'm your hero

You know
You know (yeah!)
You know I'm your hero
You know
You know (yeah!)
You know I'm your hero

I'm your hero [x3]

Finn: I'll kill you, troll! Yah! Yah! Yah, yah, yah, yah!
Jake: You're kickin' too high! He's shorter than you!
Finn: Yah, yah!
Jake: Alright! You're gettin' him, man!

[Verse 2: Babeo Baggins]
Show up to the party
With no invitations
Still get in
Show up to the club
In my Timbs
And I still get in
Show up Sunday morning
Half-stoned
Blowin' kisses to the preacher
'Cause I'm petty
But bet I still got in though

And you didn't
And you never will
My shit got that making of a villain feel
Ominously venomous
I be in the cut making potions for my enemies
But if you lookin', yup, you know where to find me

I be in Southeast like, "Quick, where my mumbo sauce?"
Catch me at the carryout, carrying to go
I got Betties bettin' money on the winner
You ain't even in the race
You will not avoid my come up
I be at it from the sun up, 'til the sun down
I be dreamin' 'bout this money
I be workin' like a madman
Pliable palindromes
Pitter patter on ya earlobes
Drops of holy water
You will not deny my prosper

Princess Bubblegum: Hey, now! Royal intervention!

[Verse 3: Babe Simpson]
Practice in alchemy
Turning base metal into jewelry
Until they saw me drippin' gold they didn't mention me
Invading mentions casually so sweet at grace, amazingly?

And I'm David Stern to these niggas
Ready? Commission my business
I plan it before Jackson, let 'em re-Twitter my ligaments
Finessin' hard, niggas call me ignorant
I got my heavy metal on
Went through the wire, got my braces off

[Chorus:]
You know
You know (yeah!)
You know I'm your hero
You know
You know (yeah!)
You know I'm your hero

I'm your hero [x3]

Finn: Jake! That party was super fun!
Jake: Man, I'm sleepy. Goodnight, homie.
Finn: Goodnight, hamlet.