Hero

[Verse]
Many call me a hero of rap
Because I did run a full lap
Around the arena of rappers
Most of which are nappers
I reinvented the game
It will never be the same
It used to be so lame
And certainly very tame
But I used my power and fame
To whip it with a cane
Knocking some sense into it
Threw the weak rappers in a pit
Now the game is hard
Like a joker card
It's almost perfect
But many ignore
With the cool guys I did connect
All the uncool go and snore
They're all a bore
And I will pour
Their pee into a small cup
Throw it into their face
But before that I mix it with pee of a pup
And I apply the remaining pee on a mace
Hit them to death
Throw them in a net
In the pit they go
They go down very low
Batty Records are the best
To join you must take the test
It's hard to pass, only the greatest win
But at least when you do, you are worth more than tin
You are then considered a legend of rap
And there is almost no title better than that
Besides being a king of pee
Who eats a knee
Legends eventually end
And their bones bend
To turn them into a cool guy
Who eats the coolest pie
The final coolest guy EP
It is cooler than donkey pee
Honestly a very cool liquid
And it makes poo stick with
A giant nuke hidden in the ground
It was by me, just found
I probably shouldn't let myself touch
But that is asking myself too much