Here We Go Again

[Verse 1]
I met her just last Wednesday
By Friday she was mine
Saturday she spent the night
Everything was fine
By Sunday she was on my nerves
I wanna be alone
Tuesday's here, it's been a week
Why won't she go home?

[Chorus]
In the bedroom she's faking
All the good ones are taken
Do I have freak stamped across my forehead
I just want a normal girlfriend
But here we go again
Here we go again

[Verse 2]
The start of week two
She cooks me dinner at her pad
But I can't believe its just so
I can meet her mom and dad
So I sat her down and told her
I just wanna be friends
Today when I got home
The crazy bitch was movin in
(Here we go again)

[Chorus]
In the bedroom she's faking
All the good ones are taken
Do I have freak stamped across my forehead
I just want a normal girlfriend
But here we go again

[Guitar Solo]

[Bridge]
Dear God I'm so ashamed
I'll do anything to get laid
Dear God I'm so ashamed
I'm so ashamed

[Chorus]
In the bedroom she's faking
All the good ones are taken
Do I have freak stamped across my forehead
I just want a normal girlfriend
But here we go again

[Outro]
Dear God I'm so ashamed (Here we go again)
I'll do anything to get laid (Here we go again)
Dear God I'm so ashamed
I just want a normal girlfriend
But here we go again