Here They Come

[Intro]
Oh shit, we gotta go
Dead Rising

[Hook]
(Dead Rising) Here they come
(Dead Rising) It's time to grab the guns
(Dead Rising) I ain't no bitch
I'll survive the apocalypse

[Verse 1]
Wakin' up quick, what's in my town?
A crowd of people makin' chewing sounds
Chompin' on fingers heads and feet
Yo, it's time to go 'cause that's a zombie
But first, I need to grab some supplies
A gun, grenades, batteries and flashlights
A first aid kit and my Rambo knife
An M16, ammo and zip ties
The bodies are rising up from the dead
I grab the shotgun under my bed
Mom walks up and I shoot her in the head
Everybody's gone, they left me for dead
Keep you in the sights and I'm makin' you bleed
Chainsaw on my bike, mow you down at full speed
Light your ass up and watch you cook
My zombie killing skills are off the hook
Quick, we gotta go, man
Look at all these fuckin' zombies

[Hook]
(Dead Rising) Here they come
(Dead Rising) It's time to grab the guns
(Dead Rising) I ain't no bitch
I'll survive the apocalypse
(2x)

[Verse 2]
Shootin' at zombies can be such fun
I'm a man on a mission, double-fistin' two guns
That hot zombie chick, I think I used to know her
Until she got a face full of my flamethrower
Drivin' that car, smashin' mad amounts
Of undead zombies, rockin' body counts
Eat some food to keep my energy
Some psycho motherfucker always chasin' me
Move in quick, no time to pause
Slap Chop your face with my Wolverine claws
Run and blast, decapitate your dome
Or leave you twitchin', cleave meat from bone
Act like a clown, always wearin' a hat
Home run, always swingin' a bat
Put on a suit that makes me laugh
And a mask on my grill makin' you go splat

[Hook]
(Dead Rising) Here they come
(Dead Rising) It's time to grab the guns
(Dead Rising) I ain't no bitch
I'll survive the apocalypse
(2x)

[Verse 3]
Need to double wrap my wang right quick
If I plan to get down with some zombie chicks
But you need penicillin for that infection
No undead slobber on my erection
Correction, it's a bad idea
To hook up with you, gettin' zombie gonorrhea
Makin' milkshakes out of brains and marrow
Dawn of the Dead like George Romero
It's out of control, I gotta kill them all
Knee cappin' you fools, straight watchin' you fall
The situation here is gettin' sticky
Tryin' to bite my neck and give me a hickey
But I ain't down with that, not by a damn sight
I ain't no appetizer, you ain't takin' a bite
I'll blast your brains right through your lips
I'll survive the apocalypse

[Hook]
(Dead Rising) Here they come
(Dead Rising) It's time to grab the guns
(Dead Rising) I ain't no bitch
I'll survive the apocalypse
(2x)

[Verse 4]
To the left and the right, I evade and swerve
Try to take me out? That is absurd
To the front and the back, I duck and weave
Leave your busted-ass teeth by ground at your feet
Butcherin' bodies like they were cattle
Wait, hold on, you want a zombie rap battle?
Ha ha ha, well, give it a shot
Here's the mic, show me what you've got
(zombie babble)
Try it again, can't understand you
(zombie babble)
Need to brush your teeth, it smells like shit
(zombie babble)
Need to check that scalp, it's growin' worms
Sorry son, you just got dissed
I'll survive the apocalypse

[Hook]
(Dead Rising) Here they come
(Dead Rising) It's time to grab the guns
(Dead Rising) I ain't no bitch
I'll survive the apocalypse
(2x)