Here I Am

Here I am, popping pills with my redbull
While I'm waiting for my mam to get more alcohol
Here I am, sat alone in my bedroom
While I'm waiting to get shit face drunk
Here I am, popping pills with my redbull
While I'm waiting for my mam to get more alcohol
Here I am, sat alone in my bedroom
While I'm waiting to get shit face drunk
Shit face drunk
Shit face drunk
Shit face drunk
Shit face drunk

My mam got back from the shop
And she brought me back some drink
(some drink, some drink)
But she only got Strongbow and a bottle of WKD
(What!!)
She then asked me, son what do you want for tea
I say I say its got to be chicken nuggets for me
(for me, for me)
My brother came home and now all I can smell is green
(pu that stinks)
He pipes up, pipes up because he thinks he's hard and scary
He's not

Here I am, popping pills with my redbull
While I'm waiting for my mam to get more alcohol
Here I am, sat alone in my bedroom
While I'm waiting to get shit face drunk
Here I am, popping pills with my redbull
While I'm waiting for my mam to get more alcohol
Here I am, sat alone in my bedroom
While I'm waiting to get shit face drunk
Shit face drunk
Shit face drunk
Shit face drunk
Shit face drunk

I got a detention and now I'm running late
I guess I'm getting the arriva home today
The bus driver said, wait what did you say mate
(i swear those bus drivers can't hear for shit)
Can i have a half return to home ok
(then he ends up questioning me about my age, like yeah I'm under 17 thanks)
I got off at the corner shop and copped myself a rustler
1 minute 30 in the microwave then we're done yeah
Its crazy its crazy

Here I am, popping pills with my redbull
While I'm waiting for my mam to get more alcohol
Here I am, sat alone in my bedroom
While I'm waiting to get shit face drunk
Shit face drunk
Shit face drunk
Shit face drunk
Shit face drunk

Hitting up greggs for the second time today
Either two sausage rolls or one lovely chicken bake
(chicken bake, chicken bake)
The lady at the counter now knows my name
And she says are you paying by card or in change
(in change, in change)
Then she offers me and extra two for a quid
(what a bargain, what a bargain)
I say why not, now I'm broke with nothing to my name

Here I am, popping pills with my redbull
While I'm waiting for my mam to get more alcohol
Here I am, sat alone in my bedroom
While I'm waiting to get shit face drunk
Here I am, popping pills with my redbull
While I'm waiting for my mam to get more alcohol
Here I am, sat alone in my bedroom
While I'm waiting to get shit face drunk