Herbivore

(Intro)
I smoke herb before I go to work
I smoke herb before I go to church
Amen

(Verse 1)
I got a feeling
High just like the ceiling
Higher than I've ever been, this time I mean it
Call Guinness records, cuz I'm about to beat it
Never in the history of any human being, have you seen it?
Verified, I never cheated
You can try, but you'll be defeated
My eyes are bleeding
Get the paper, check the news, and you can read it
Did ya eat it?

(Hook)
I smoke herb before I go to work
I smoke herb before I go to church (amen)
I need herb before I go berserk
I need some more
'Cause baby, I'm a herbivore

(Verse 2)
Double chocolate pastry
Has got me wasted
I'm glue stick face-ded
Here's to the chef that baked it
It's tasty
Melt into the wall? Embrace it
Even the boss'll beg for a morsel
Negotiations, I need another raise
Yep I need another paid vacation
My cool is wearing thin, I'm losing patience
Sick of clocking-in end of conversation

(Chorus)
I smoke herb before I go to work
I smoke herb before I go to church (Amen)
I need herb before I go berserk
I need some more
'Cause baby, I'm a herbivore

(Outro)
I smoke herb before I go to work
I smoke herb before I go to church