Hentai FM

[DJ Hentai Daddy]
Yo, yo, yo, it's Drop Season
It's the baddest DJ with a Crunchyroll account, back at it again you old hoe ass bitch
We really global in this shit, B, but like... like I'm still waiting on Bill to come through the studio, like, how you gonna be late as fuck to your own mixtape? That shit wild sloppy!
We were gonna do an interview and chop it up like one of those Datpiff mixtapes from 2008, but I guess that ain't happening
So like, fuck it, we're gonna take some calls
Caller number one, you're on the air, it's Drop Season, what the fuck is good?

[Johnathan]
Uhh yeah, I got an order for takeout
The name is Johnathan F. Ste-

[DJ Hentai Daddy]
Wait, wait, wait, hold the fuck up... wha-what the fuck you think this is, fam?
This the most turnt up DJ on the internet!

[Johnathan]
So this isn't Domino's...

[DJ Hentai Daddy]
Man, shut the fuck up! This is Drop Season with DJ Hentai Daddy!
Call here when you don't look like a Geodude in the fucking face, B
I'm sick of this shit happening, we gotta get the number changed, Rick. This is why we pay you Rick, change the number
Next caller

[Caller 2]
This is your old friend. I just fired up a fat ass blunt for this shit
Say, have I ever told you the tale of an old lawman who goes by the name of Skippy Joe Hanso- (beep)

[DJ Hentai Daddy]
Man I thought this old fuck died, now he wanna show up trying to play story time, bro? Fuck that shit!
Next caller, what the fuck is good?

[Caller 3]
I'm a huge fan of Bill! I, ya know, I've got, I've got all his posters and his shirts. I-I've got all of his CDs. Umm, I make music too on soundcloud and I-I sent him the link l-like a couple times every email 'cause I really wanna hang out with him, and I, y-ya know if he could maybe, uh, I-I if he could email me back and we could hang out, 'cause I'm a huge fan! (beep)

[DJ Hentai Daddy]
Bruh, it ain't that serious, B, like, I know this shit's hot, but like calm the fuck down. Pop a tranquilizer or some shit
Like, why Bill's fans gotta be so fucking weird?
Okay, we got time for one more caller, Drop Season, what the fuck is good?

[MC Cartoon Porn Uncle]
Hey there y'all this is MC Cartoon Porn Uncle and I'm calling in just to give a quick shout-out to my main man DJ Hentai Daddy
Oh man, I'll tell you what, I love me some big old Japanese titties and I ain't talking about no disgusting, fleshy, 3-D type. Oh, no sir, I'm talking about them sweet delicious 2-D cartoon boobs
One thing I never understood though is... why they gotta censor the coochie?