[Produced by Ryan Hemsworth]
100s, let's do it
Nigga, it's the bowtie killa
Leather Jacket Mike Jack Thrilla
Licensed dick dealer, Miller cap peala
Blowin hundreds in the presence of niggas that rap, killa
Late night hunts for cunts, hoes, and dick feelers
Nigga, it's the one double O, what the shit do? (100s)
You don't know a nigga name, but ya bitch do
And she ain't even 'forty-two' when I slid through
Now the bitch'a line up on the page I done flipped through
Nigga, I'm raw like the night you fucked up
What you left up in that bitch' that she shoulda sucked up
Bad hipster hoes shoppin' at the thrift store
Skinny nigga permed up, ashin' out the window
One laced up, niggas asked me how I learned that
Fuck 'em from the back, and when I'm cummin tell her "turn back"
Nigga, I'm a cold mack, get it how how you live, huh
But I never slip they tryna have a nigga' kid, huh
Bad hipster hoes shoppin' at the thrift store
Skinny nigga permed up, ashin' out the window
But I never slip they tryna have a nigga' kid, huh
[Outro: Scene from the 2010 movie, "Due Date"]
(In order of appearance: Zach Galifianakis as Ethan, Juliette Lewis as Heidi, and Todd Phillips as Barry)
ETHAN: "Nice perm, man. Well done, well done on that perm."
BARRY: "Aw, thanks bro, it's not a perm, it's natural. Who gets perms anymore? Don't tell me, is that a perm?"
ETHAN: "Yeah."
HEIDI: (laughs) "Oh my God you did not perm your hair!"
BARRY: "Where do you even get those anymore?"
HEIDI: "Yeah, I know! I was like-"
ETHAN: "I was just kidding about- this isn't a perm."
BARRY: "Excuse me?"
ETHAN: "Th-This is not a perm, I was joking."
HEIDI: "Oh my God! Thank God! cause-"
BARRY: "You got us."
HEIDI: "I was li-"
BARRY: "You got us both."
HEIDI: "You know all these fucking jerk offs get perms."
BARRY: "That was good."
HEIDI: "That was hilarious."
Hemsworth Outro was produced by Ryan Hemsworth.