HELLO INTERNET.

Hi
So, my name is [ Dan ]
Nice to meet you
And this is my first proper video, I guess
Whooo
I mean, I've kind of always wanted to be somebody that posts videos but I guess I've never really had the confidence or the motivation
Says the person with tissue paper all over his face
But that was until some really good friends I've made recently persuaded me to give it a shot
And so I am
I sound nothing like this in real life by the way. This laptop's microphone makes me sound like some pedophile slash tramp slash polar bear
[to polar bear] Please don't take it personally
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My videos will probably be a variety of things from like little skits to vloggy videos or creative things. I'm gonna try to make them interesting and not all the same.
Yeah I'm gonna try my best not to just be one of those people who sits there like
Hi so today kinda sucked
uh
went to college
and it was rainin...yeah
it's kinda awkward, dunno what to say...yeah
[fixes hair]
hnm I'm probably gonna go now

But yeah I am gonna try my best to at least attempt to be entertaining
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So yeah if you could please click the yellow box of infinite happiness...
Cause I'm gonna start making videos quite soon. I've got loads of ideas and I'll try to post videos regularly.
What have I done to my face. Eugh
Side note: look what I woke up with [bruise] I-I just woke up and that was on my arm What the fu[bleep] that? It's like some bloody person's come up with a square brand and just impaled me in my sleep ... probably
So yeah if you'd like to subscribe I'll love you forever and I will see you soon
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proper [bleep] am i doing