Hellion

Never thought I’d fall in love again
After that mean old woman about done me in
But I found my angel, put some roots down
Before my evil ex came roaring back into town

Started with late night phone calls
Cyber stalking all of our friends
She found some dirty old pictures of us
And she mailed them off to all of my wife’s kin

Then came a voice mail filled with obsession, she said
“I’m going to put a little Hell into your Heaven”

Ten pounds of sugar in my wife’s gas tank
Fake STD reports mailed to our home
Fireworks in the yard at three AM that
Devil woman wouldn’t leave us alone

Over and over in my head I could hear her sayin’
“I’m going to put a little Hell into your Heaven”

I arranged to meet her late one night
Even though it might be a sin
Rolled down the window, shouted “Honey I missed you”
Threw it into reverse – thump thump – didn’t miss her again

Now I’ve got peace back in my home, 24 – 7
After I got that little hellion out of my heaven