[Verse 1]
There's a lot of bad wood underneath the veneer
She's an overnight sensation after 25 years
Sharp fast curves, power steering
Unroll that twenty, buy me some beer
[Pre-Chorus]
Ain't too bad, too bad at all
Pick up the phone if I ever call
[Chorus]
Hell no, I ain't happy
Hell no, I ain't happy
Hell no, I ain't happy
[Verse 2]
There's a pretty little girl outside the van window
'Bout 80 cities down, 800 to go
Six crammed in, we ain't never alone
Never homesick, ain't got no home
[Pre-Chorus]
Check my mail if you would please, Jenn
Collect my things when I'm in town again
[Chorus]
Hell no, I ain't happy
Hell no, I ain't happy
Hell no, I ain't happy
But I get a little closer every day
Gonna be a little while 'fore I'm back your way
[Verse 3]
I've seen just how much I can stand
One night in Kansas City, I thought about killing a man
Seen my number fly by on Interstate 10
Seen the mountains of Montana at 7 AM
[Pre-Chorus]
And I keep it all together for the sake of the kids
Got your fine-ass self on the back of my lids
[Chorus]
Hell no, I ain't happy
Hell no, I ain't happy
Hell no, I ain't happy
But I ain't too crappy
No, I ain't too crappy, too crappy at all, no, no
Hell No, I Ain’t Happy (Remixed / Remastered) was written by Patterson Hood & Brad Morgan & Earl Hicks & Jason Isbell & Mike Cooley.
Hell No, I Ain’t Happy (Remixed / Remastered) was produced by David Barbe.
Drive-by-truckers released Hell No, I Ain’t Happy (Remixed / Remastered) on Fri Nov 14 2025.