Hell In A Hand Basket (Live Version)

[Verse 1]
I've been a sinner
I've been a saint
Done both good and evil deeds
Oh, but in the end, I was good to my friends
And that's good enough for me

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh good Lord, they say all souls you forgive
Well if that's true then why?
Does there need to be a hell? (hey)
Hey, what's that sulfury smell?
Now I can feel the fire creeping up my thigh

[Chorus]
I'm going to Hell
In a handbasket
It's a Bohemian Rhapsody
Oh, Galileo, mamma mia, Scaramouche, Scaramouche
Oh, Beelzebub's got a devil put aside for me
I'm going to Hell
In a handbasket
With my flesh, they'll make a feast
I'm gonna be there in that number
That's six six six, the number of the beast
I'm going to Hell
In a handbasket
Well at least I'll have a view
Oh, I will see the fire through the rusty razor wire
Oh, don't you worry, I saved a seat for you
I'm going to Hell
In a handbasket
And I might like it that way
No, this ain't no lie, I'd rather be Kentucky Fried
Than alive and kicking in Jersey any day

[Bridge]
Ba-ba-da-ba-ba, ba-ba-da-ba
Ba-dum-ba-da-ba-da-ba-ba
Ba-ra-ra-ra-ra-ta-ra-ta-ba-da-ba
Ba-ba-ba-du-ra-tu-ta
Ra-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ra-ba-ba-du-ba

[Chorus]
I'm going to Hell
In a handbasket
I'd pray if I had the guile
No, this ain't no fib, I'd rather be a splatter on the Devil's bib
'Cause on my knees repenting ain't my style
I'm going to Hell
In a handbasket
Oh, please don't pray for me
No, I don't need to be saved, of the Devil I ain't afraid
There ain't nothing he can do that ain't already been done to me
I'm going to Hell
In a handbasket
And I'll have good company too
'Cause if I was so bad, then there's no need to be sad
'Cause everybody else will be there too
Including you

[Bridge]
Ba-ba-da-ba-ba, ba-ba-da-ba
Ba-dum-ba-da-ba-da-ba-ba
Ba-ra-ra-ra-ra-ta-ra-ta-ba-da-ba
Ba-ba-ba-du-ra-tu-ta
Ra-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ra-ba-ba-du-ba

[Verse 2]
Oh, good Lord, I only ask you forgive
The self-righteous who deceive
When your words they twist
We both know Hell don't exist
Except in the minds of the poor fools who believe
Ba-ba-da-ba-ba, ba-ba-da-ba
Ba-dum-ba-da-ba-da-ba-ba
Ba-ra-ra-ra-ra-ta-ra-ta-ba-da-ba
Ba-ba-ba-du-ra-tu-ta
Ra-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ra-ba-ba-du-ba

[Outro]
Thank you, Austin
Thank you very much
Thanks for coming, goodnight