Heidiwood

[Intro: Juju Chang & Heidi Montag]
Please, tell me you didn't get plastic surgery to promote the album
Oh, no, that's all God's timing

[Verse 1: Heidi Montag]
I'm on your TV, you bitches know me
I ain't from London, but I walk it like Naomi
They say I'm crazy, my man, he likes it
And I've been up in TMZ since it was Sidekick
Chanel on my kicks, my clutch is Gucci
I love my Cartier and this shirt is Fiorucci (You can't afford it)
Like hi, I'm Heidi, I'm in the two-seat
I blow a hundred racks and it ain't nothing to me

[Chorus: Heidi Montag]
Welcome to a world where there's only one name
Plastered on the Walk of Fame (Heidi)
Life's a game, I don't play fair
Money, power, bleach-blonde hair

[Post-Chorus: Heidi Montag & Chase Icon]
I'm taking this Porsche out for a ride (Alright)
Do you wanna go to Heidiwood tonight? (Hop in, let's go)

[Verse 2: Chase Icon]
Come on, Heidi, let's go dumb
Got a purse full of Percs and some peppermint gum
Chillin' in the the Hills, yeah, the Beverly ones
Me and her, look at us, you could never be one
2025, 'bout time that I pop out
Since '19, had these bitches on lockdown
Turn the Chase up, we, we can pop out
Tits out, now I'm really 'bout to rock out
In the two-seat going ninety-five
Whipping on a ride, Instagram Live
SoCal girl, this my life
Orange County, I'm a Real Housewife (Look)
Look at my shoes, they're Miu Miu (What?)
Now look at this ass, it's all mine (All mine)
New nose, cut 'em with the jawline
Type A, dressed it in Balmain

[Chorus: Heidi Montag]
Welcome to a world where there's only one name
Plastered on the Walk of Fame (Heidi)
Life's a game, I don't play fair
Money, power, bleach-blonde hair

[Post-Chorus: Heidi Montag & Chase Icon]
I'm taking this Porsche out for a ride (Alright)
Do you wanna go to Heidiwood tonight? (Hop in, let's go)

[Outro: Heidi Montag & Juju Chang]
I'd rather be getting a paycheck for being famous than working at my parents' restaurant
But I would argue that there's virtue in the hard work, I would rather work at the restaurant
But that would be your path