Heck The Police

[Intro]
Remember that one time I told you I won't fuckin' around?
I told you y'all not ready for it?
I'm for real this time I ain't fuckin' around no mo'
I ain't fuckin' around anymore
This song is about all the police officers in the world
God I hate them, they're so mean, they give tickets
It's gotta,it's gotta stop, they're beating people
I just, I don't understand it

[Verse 1]
The other week, I was driving down the street
Going a little fast, might I add
Looked in the rearview and what did I see?
A police car coming after me
The lights went on and he told me to stop
I did what he said 'cause I listen to the cops
Came up to the door and requested ID
Said, 'Slow down son, you need to watch your speed'
Walk back to his car look me up in his computer
I don't have warrants, I'm a law-abiding commuter
Came back to my car said, 'do the speed limit'
Handed me a paper, oh dang it's a ticket

[Chorus]
Heck the police
Heck the police
Get a real job quit being mean
Heck the police
Heck the police
Time to rebel, I'm gonna do some weed
Heck the police
Heck the police
Get a real job quit being mean
Heck the police
Heck the police
Time to rebel, I'm gonna do some weed

[Verse 2]
The other day, I was walking down the street
Like diligently, I must agree
Came to a crosswalk but didn't press the button
Off I went, and man I was struttin'
As I was walking, a whistle was heard
A man in blue said, 'get over here sir'
Walked over to him and awaited the conclusion
He said, 'here's a ticket for jaywalking'
Now get movin'

[Chorus]
Heck the police
Heck the police
Get a real job quit being mean
Heck the police
Heck the police
Time to rebel, I'm gonna do some weed
Heck the police
Heck the police
Get a real job quit being mean
Heck the police
Heck the police
Time to rebel, I'm gonna do some weed

[Verse 3]
The other day, I was going to the shop
Parkin' the spot, and then open my soda pop
Got out of the car, put my money in the 'meter
Turn my Spotify station to Justin Bieber
Walked around downtown for about three hours
Holy cow! My parking time is expired
Ran to my car, abruptly
On the windshield was a parking fee

[Chorus]
Heck the police
Heck the police
Get a real job quit being mean
Heck the police
Heck the police
Time to rebel, I'm gonna do some weed
Heck the police
Heck the police
Get a real job quit being mean
Heck the police
Heck the police
Time to rebel, I'm gonna do some weed

Yes!