HECK COLORADO

[Intro]

You know I didn't really wanna do this to you Colorado
But you know, you made a diss-track on Kansas
And I guess I kinda have to do this right now
(Seriously Colorado, you're pretty cold, we need to warm you up)
Warm it up
Warm it up
Warm it up
Warm it up
Warm it up

[Verse 1]

Yah, Colorado with the really dry air
And the bad winters there
Man you just can't resist all the mountains
Right in front of our glorious state of Kansas
You got the most stoned dudes of the census
You only got two interstates
All you finna do is hop from byways to byways
Hey, while we're on the subject of roads
How many dollars does your government owe to those
Poor trashy roads with the potholes
Man, that's a really real question, I'll just Google it
(Ok I just Googled it, your government owes a lot of money to those potholes, good lord)

[Chorus]

Colorado, Colorado
It really sucks to be in your shadow
It's getting heated, yeah I hope you foreshadow
What I'm about to do
Colorado, Colorado
It really sucks to be in your shadow
It's getting heated, yeah I hope you foreshadow
What I'm about to do

[Verse 2]

You always brag about your elevation
When I'm in Denver, it feels like suffocation
Oops, oh no, you just had another snowstorm
And yes, I'm aware that you export corn
Wait? (What?) Corn? (Huh?) All I see are mountains
Is it really possible, corn up there be sproutin'?
Your winters cold, opposite to what this song is
I'm tired of writing lyrics, I'm just gonna repeat the same thing
Kansas is great, Colorado sucks
Kansas is great, Colorado sucks
Kansas is great, Colorado sucks
Kansas is great, Colorado sucks

[Chorus]

Colorado, Colorado
It really sucks to be in your shadow
It's getting heated, yeah I hope you foreshadow
What I'm about to do
Colorado, Colorado
It really sucks to be in your shadow
It's getting heated, yeah I hope you foreshadow
What I'm about to do