Heartbreaker’s Hall of Fame

Initially established way back when
Is a club for all kinds of men
Even if they break just one heart
They've made the contribution, they're in
The club ain't hard to get into
Many men have paid their dues
The hardest part is leavin'
Leavin' is a one night too

Well, once you get inducted, there's no way out
Even if you wanted to leave
You're in the Heartbreaker's Hall of Fame now, baby
As tonight's main honoree

Well, I know my old high school boyfriend
Has his name on the wall
Well, he was even nominated
For the Favorite New Jerk of All
I know it was gruelin' for him to
Try and not get elected by me
And now he's in the notable club
As a master of ceremony

Well, once you got inducted, there was no way out
Even if he wanted to leave
He's in the Heartbreaker's Hall of Fame now, baby
As tonight's main honoree
You're in the Heartbreaker's Hall of Fame now, honey