Heart Boner (Acoustic Version)

[Intro: Danny Sexbang]
Ladies and gentlemen, this is a song about love
And the feelings it gives you
This is called Heart Boner

[Verse 1: Danny Sexbang]
When I first looked in your eyes
You were more than just a beauty to me
All my senses shot straight up
I was rock hard emotionally

[Pre-Chorus: Danny Sexbang, Danny Sexbang & Jim Roach]
The fact that you and I could plow
Is something I haven’t even thought about
Starting now

[Chorus: Danny Sexbang]
Whoa-oh
I’ve got a heart boner for you
Whoa-oh
I stand before you stiff and true
I wanna blast a load of feelings onto you
Whoa-oh-oh
This heart boner’s for you

[Verse 2: Danny Sexbang]
You’ve helped me grow into a man
Shallowness is a thing of the past
I want to slam you with my empathy
And thеn I’ll rail you with my class

[Pre-Chorus: Danny Sexbang, Danny Sexbang & Jim Roach]
You’ve helped mе find maturity
I’ll be your wiener king, tee-hee

[Chorus: Danny Sexbang]
Whoa-oh
I’ve got a heart boner tonight
Whoa-oh
Feel my love pants growing tight
I wanna plug you with respect all through the night
Whoa, oh-oh
I’ll bust a nut of joy and light

[Bridge: Danny Sexbang, Jim Roach]
H-h-h-h-heart boner
H-h-h-h-heart boner
Got a h-h-h-h-heart boner
H-h-h-h-heart boner
You are the love that I pursue (H-h-h-h-heart boner)
Do you feel the feels I feel for you? (h-h-h-h-heart boner)
There’s so much we have yet to do (Got a h-h-h-h-heart boner)
Now jump me like a kangaroo!

[Chorus: Danny Sexbang]
Whoa-oh
This heart boner’s for you
Whoa-oh
I stand before you thick and true
I’ll shoot a wad of gleaming romance just for you
Whoa, oh-oh
This heart boner’s for you

[Outro: Danny Sexbang, Jim Roach]
H-h-h-h-heart boner
H-h-h-h-heart boner
It's all for you (Got a h-h-h-h-heart boner)
Every throbbing inch of my heart is just for you (H-h-h-h-heart boner)
Screw you for judgin' me (H-h-h-h-heart boner)
Got a h-h-h-h-heart boner
Screw you for judgin' me (Heart)