Heads You Win, Tails I Lose

[Intro]
Every time
We have a fight
We flip a coin
To see who's right

[Verse 1]
Why do we have to gamble just to see who's right?
Why can't we arbitrarily resolve a fight?
But with your style of gambling there's no chance to win
That's how it is and that's the way it's always been

[Chorus 1]
Heads, you win
Tails, I lose
Heads, you win
Tails, I lose
Bad news

[Verse 2]
If we were playing cards you'd be the one to deal
You'd play with loaded dice and fix the roulette wheel
You pick them at the races like I've never seen
And then you make me pay off like a slot machine

[Chorus 1]
Heads, you win
Tails, I lose
Heads, you win
Tails, I lose
Bad news

[Pre-Chorus 2]
Oh well, match me honey (match me honey)
Take my money (take my money)
You know the odds are yours (flip it baby)
So flip the coin

[Chorus 2]
I'm going to make some changes with this gambling game
From now on I'm the dealer and I'll do the same
I'll load my dice and stack the deck and fix the odds again
So if you want to flip to see who's right I know I'll win

[Chorus 1]
Heads, I win
Tails, you lose
Heads, I win
Tails, you lose
Bad news

[Pre-Chorus 2]
Oh well, match me honey (match me honey)
Take my money (take my money)
You know the odds are yours (flip it baby)
So flip the coin

[Chorus 2]
I'm going to make some changes with this gambling game
From now on I'm the dealer and I'll do the same
I'll load my dice and stack the deck and fix the odds again
So if you want to flip to see who's right I know I'll win

[Chorus 1] [x2]
Heads, I win
Tails, you lose
Heads, I win
Tails, you lose
Bad news