He’s Bad

Aw there we were stuck at the airport in Newcastle
What a lousy night before and now with our flight to Holland cancelled
Pretty girl with long blonde hair and light blue eyes
Sat behind us staring off into her cyber life
I asked are you on the next flight to Amsterdam too
She said no I'm off to Greece
I said ah what is it that you do
She said I'm a dancer doin' a production based on Michael Jackson
The guys asked what her and I talked about
I said about a Michael Jackson dance production
They said did you hear the latest on him
They found child porno at his place
And animal torture videos

And blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
And woah woah woah woah woah
And blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
And woah woah woah woah woah woah woah

Is the latest on him true
Well I don't fuckin' know
But if I had a son would I let him get into a car with Michael Jackson
Fuck no
I'm sorry for the bad things that his father did to him
But it doesn't add up to building a Willie Wonka trap for kids
And changin' the color of your God given skin
He made creepy videos that the popular kids liked back in the eighties
And once over a balcony he dangled a baby
And did the moon walk
And talked like a 9 year old girl
I don't give a flying fuck what he meant to the mainstream world
Roman Polanski went down in flames and was incarcerated
But this young little kid addict will forever be celebrated
A hundred plastic surgeries and paid two hundred million to shut people up
Took someone's child like it was nobody's business and dragged him around on a tour bus

He's bad
And he's dead and I'm glad
He's bad
And he's dead and I'm glad
He's bad
And he's dead and I'm glad
He's dead and to me it ain't that fuckin' sad

So yeah I covered a beautiful song by The Jackson 5
But I believe our world is better off with Michael dead than alive
No grown man should have a house full of children's toys for the purposes of luring and impressing young little girls and boys
Would you let Michael Jackson spend the day alone with your kid
If the answer is yes you're a fuckin' sycophant
If the answer is yes you are beyond fanatic
And you have less love for your own children than you do for Michael Jackson

Michael was a pop king and therefore made his own rules
Created a new face and paid off his woes and blues
Love his music
Dress up like him for Halloween all you want to
But that guy was as far as I'm concerned one seriously fucked up dude
If his music touched you and deeply moved you
Well that's what pop music is supposed to do
But if you think he was a good guy and for little kids that he didn't drool
Well I personally think that you're a Pollyanna fool
You might say don't you know that Michael was acquitted
Well so was another rich celeb on his criminal trial named OJ Simpson

He's bad
And he's dead and I'm glad
He's bad
And he's dead and I'm glad
He's bad
And he's dead and I'm glad
He's dead and to me it ain't that fuckin' sad

He didn't stop 'til he got enough