He Needs a Kidney

[Verse]

Sometimes life brings pain and strife
And all seems wrong

That's when you find a friend
And write a song

So give the gift of giving
Give it far and give it wide

Take the leap
And reach down deep inside

And just give a kidney
To a father or a dad

Just give a kidney
Ooh, we hear it doesn't really hurt that bad

And we know you want to give it
To a super human being!

So get it done
We just need one

For Milton Greene

This country has 600 million kidneys
And we really only need half

That leaves about 300 million kidneys
Do the math

[Chorus]

Oh-
Milton Greene, Milton Greene
Milton Greene, Milton Greene
Milton Greene...
He needs a kidney

Milton Greene
Don't ask why-
He could die
If you don't call today

[Spoken]

Listen, when someone starts talking in the middle of a song, you know it's serious

So give Milton a kidney. We all believe in this cause so much that we're doing it for free. Except for Sheryl

That's right, I'm the only one getting paid

And only three of us are drunk

Milton Greene needs a kidney. Just like I need this beard. You don't want to know what's under here

And while you don't have two beards, you do have two kidneys. Think of it this way: if I had two dollars, I'd give you one, wouldn't I?

I'm one of the drunk ones!

[Verse]

They say two is better than one
But sometimes one is better than two

If you had two heads, you'd wish you had one
How is this different?

If you had two dogs attacking you
You'd just want one

There we proved our point!

[Chorus]

Oh-
Milton Greene, Milton Greene
Milton Greene, Milton Greene
Milton Greene...
He needs a kidney

Milton Greene
Don't ask why-
He could die
If you don't call today

[Verse]

He needs a kidney
No he doesn't need a hand

He just needs a kidney
A hand would be an even harder thing to give

When you give a kidney
And we really think you should

We pass the cup
They stitch it up

You do some good
Do some good!

We pass the cup
Pass the cup!

They stitch it up
Stitch it up!

You do some good
Yeah, yeah!

We pass the cup
They stitch it up
Stitch it up!

You do some good
Oh, yeah