(He Fell in Love with a) Stormtrooper

Why does everybody laugh? They just won't understand
When she walks down the street
Why they're tearing apart a poor broken heart
She's the nicest woman you could meet

She don't know what he's supposed to be fighting for
She don't know that it's the last thing he'll say to this world

He fell in love with a stormtrooper
He fell in love with a stormtrooper
He fell in love with a stormtrooper

He fell in love with a stormtrooper
He fell in love with a stormtrooper
He fell in love with a stormtrooper

He's always spewing his guts out, he hopes it won't stop
He always gets the bottle but not the last drop
He gets out of the sorties of enemy lines
But no one knows what he does between the landmines

He don't know what he's supposed to be fighting for
He don't know that it's the last thing he'll say to this world
You betcha!

He fell in love with a stormtrooper
He fell in love with a stormtrooper
He fell in love with a stormtrooper

He fell in love with a stormtrooper
He fell in love with a stormtrooper
He fell in love with a stormtrooper
Yes he did, yes he did

Why does everybody laugh? They just won't understand
When she walks down the street
Why they're tearing apart a poor broken heart
She's the nicest woman you could meet

She don't know what he's supposed to be fighting for
She don't know that it's the last thing he'll say to this world

He fell in love with a stormtrooper
He fell in love with a stormtrooper
He fell in love with a stormtrooper

He fell in love with a stormtrooper
He fell in love with a stormtrooper
He fell in love with a stormtrooper
He fell in love with a stormtrooper