Haywire March

[Verse]
Don't you hate it when
Politicians are on the blink?
Corporations gone to pieces
Phone is out of order, TV is on the fritz
Clothes dryer is out of gear
Your bones are all messed up
Your body's gone to pot
The public's gone corrupt
Better watch out, society's on coke
Morals are a joke

[Pre-Chorus]
It's fucking haywire

[Chorus]
People are thrashed, dilapidated scruples
Cars are breaking down
People fed up with the fucked-up system
Climb aboard, we'rе on the haywire march
You know that it sucks when you'vе got no money
Bills are overdue
It doesn't matter, it's fucking haywire
Here on the haywire march!

[Verse]
Don't you hate it when
Politicians are on the blink?
Corporations gone to pieces
Phone is out of order, TV is on the fritz
Clothes dryer is out of gear
Your bones are all messed up
Your body's gone to pot
The public's gone corrupt
Better watch out, society's on coke
Morals are a joke

[Pre-Chorus]
It's fucking haywire

[Chorus]
People are thrashed, dilapidated scruples
Cars are breaking down
People fed up with the fucked-up system
Climb aboard, we're on the haywire march
You know that it sucks when you've got no money
Bills are overdue
It doesn't matter, it's fucking haywire
Here on the haywire march!

[Bridge]
It's all haywire
We're all haywire
It's all haywire
We're all haywire

[Outro]
We're on the haywire march!