Having Grandma Here for Christmas

Deck the moon with lots of oldies
Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum

If this Christmas you don’t got a turkey
We got a recipe for you

Your family's hungry so we recommend
You get yourself a bigger oven then

Make sure the heat is hot enough ok
Then use your bathtub as a baking tray

Be sure that you remove the giblets then
Wait for the fun to begin

We’re having grandma here for Christmas
Ooh

We’re having grandma here for Christmas
Ooh

We’re having grandma here for Christmas Day
Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum
Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum
Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum

Tell everyone
We’re having grandma here for Christmas Day

Then later on if you’re still hungry
Then start on grandpa as well

Although the taste it will not be so lovely
You can be sure he’s got a similar smell

Well then you better invite your in-laws
Tell them that they’ll be meeting Santa Clause

You know your mumma, she’s a grandma too
And one day you’ll be one, ooh

We’re having grandma here for Christmas
Ooh

We’re having grandma here for Christmas
Ooh

We’re having grandma here for Christmas Day
Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum
Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum
Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum

Tell everyone
We’re having grandma here for Christmas Day

Deck the moon with lots of oldies
Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum
The more the age the more you know she’s
Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum

Mmm this tastes a little too good I
Don’t know what’s better is it breast or thigh?

Let’s gather up the family come on
Now hear the kids sing along

We’re having grandma here for Christmas
Ooh

We’re having grandma here for Christmas
Ooh

We’re having grandma here for Christmas Day
Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum
Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum
Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum

Tell everyone
We’re having grandma here for Christmas Day